Softcore and hardcore porn from Tumblr
search but ha on PinDuck or ClipFuck or XXX search
submit your pics
im-just-a-lucky-boy: kunaigirl: claclalala: This is for all you ladies out there. the struggle is real I have a trans man story about this. Since I’m pre-t I still have my period but since I’m socially out as trans I use men’s bathrooms. One
kimmsauce: lokisergi: soltianxxx: HM YES 230 AM IS THE CORRECT TIME TO POST THIS. I was drawing sketch requests in livestream - the original requester asked for Thor pressing his pecs together, but then Kim asked if it was okay to put a dick between
keshawood: KE$HARELLA. Theres gonna be a new “Funny Or Die” video featuring Ke$ha, were she plays Cinderella but she makes Cinderella more Ke$ha. It will premiere tonight. Wowww!
thesorrovv: ma’am im sorry but that baby was due today, i don’t care if its not done just turn in what you have
darecrowavis: simsgonewrong: So one of my sims died, and the grim reaper turned up to do his business, but then another of my sims went into labour and the grim reaper started freaking the hell out “THIS IS NOT MY JOB. THIS IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE
neilnevins: nathanael-platier: We freed them…but at what cost? that ball wasn’t there to trap them it was to protect us
duskygrayknights: but morning person + not morning person could make the worst (or maybe the best?) otp “Gooooood morning dear :)” “fuck you and everything you stand for”
zombiesandporn: childishflamingo: my favorite thing in stories is when the antagonist doesn’t die, but instead they realize they were being kind of a stupid dick (maybe because the protagonist saved them or something) and then they have to kind of
catbountry: yes-it-means-i-am-bread: does anyone remember law4kids like this kids’ website that had these shitty webcomics and animations telling them all about DA LAW i mean this shit was hilarious even by itself BUT THEN PEOPLE STARTED MAKING
denchgang: agentwoshington: agentwoshington: ok but there was a bus filled with potatoes driving around my town today ????????????????????????????????????????????? how else would they get to town
peggingwithstyles: travisdodgeunwritten: peggingwithstyles: i find it interesting that when it comes to liking girls I’m just like GIRLS ALL GIRLS YES PERFECT GIRLS but with boys i’m like you must fit criteria 1-9 but 9 is optional only if you
loveyourselfcompletely: I don’t know what he’s fixing, but mine just broke.
shut-up-im-superman: “I don’t understand bisexuality, I don’t think it exists” well I don’t understand physics but you don’t see me floating off into space because gravity no longer applies to me
damav: vesta-88: i dont play assassins creed, but is this like the entire plotline or something?? yes.
clickholeofficial: We Asked 22 Women What Bats Taste Like And Most Of Them Didn’t Know But 2 Of Them Did
shitshilarious: shitshilarious: DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional
kit-kat-sb: iraffiruse: HURR DURR DURR IMA DOG I DON’ USUALLY REBLOG SHIT LIKE THIS BUT I LAUGHED SO HARD IT ECHOED
illkim: When you have a group project but don’t know what you’re talking about
petercartwright: I was going to be a republican for Halloween but my head wouldn’t fit up my ass
thenightlifebeforemingus: Taylor Swift has dated 14 boys in the last 4 years. If not for the sheer number of boys, this might be unremarkable. But dear reader, look closer: what is 14 divided by 4? 3 and a half. Every year, Taylor Swift dates 3 and
milfhouse: I guess my six year old sister made this and wears it a lot but no one knows why it says cup
coveredinsnow-: ilovemaydayparade69: rubee: “why dont you just give him a chance” idk because im not physically or mentally attracted to him and ‘but he likes you’ or ‘but hes really nice’ isnt going to change the fact that im
strider-inquire: strider-inquire: ok but why is there such a stigma amongst straight guys on taking a girl wearing a suit to homecoming or prom? like have you seen a cute girl in a nice suit? if you think a guy dating a girl is gay then boy do i have
zealotarchaeologist: i stepped on the scale today and it said “bat” it took me a few seconds to realize it meant the battery was out, but before i realized that i just said “i am not a bat” out loud
lady-neurotica: I love it when the dogs are on guard but not in full bark mode yet and they just whisper “boof”
raptorific: I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”
godofslams: ryanisawesome124: servbot42: I think we can all agree that video games suck no Thanks for your input, ryanisawesome124, but video games still suck.
baitnswitchblade: chainsandshipsexciteme: sexting-derek-hale: mynerdinessoverwhelmsme: sexting-derek-hale: Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing??? Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which
buckoftheirish: koalatea: i am both the concerned mother and idiot baby of the friend group like i will hound everyone for not wearing jackets in the cold and i’ll keep snacks 4 ppl in my bag but they have 2 stop me from trying 2 chug an entire bottle
coffeeandcockatiels: its-raditz: My favorite haiku that doesn’t really qualify as a haiku but I still like to call it a haiku 5,7,5 — Yes it does.
childservices: i try not to judge because thats gods job but sometimes he behind schedule
spookyphoque: stop for just one second. think about all the people you’ve secretly had a crush on. all the people you’ve found attractive, but never said anything to. every stranger you’ve temporarily fallen in love with on public transportation.
nico-di-angelato: “you’re cute, but you’re not my type" percy:
nightmaringly:nightmaringly:OK SO TODAY MY FRIEND WAS TRYING TO TAKE A PICTURE WITH ME AND I TRIED TO GET OUT OF THE PICTURE BUT DIDNT NOTICE THERE WAS A WALL BEHIND ME AND
wastelandbanditorion: joshpeck: mutualfollow: i can;t decide what face to look at rise JFC AMY, SOMEONE JUST GOT HIT BY A FLYING BASEBALL BAT Does it look like I give a fuck Jenna, I’m trying to watch the damn game But Amy! Jenna I don’t
efftrinket: princeowl: listening to mumford and sons always makes me wish I was a horse #this is so abstract but somehow i understand
equalistmako:a ship is a pairing you look at and go “wow cute! this is hecka rad~”, but an otp is a pairing you see one day and suddenly your entire world crumbles around you and all the blood leaves your face and eventually you’re left lying in
scaredpotter:alright but can we stop blindly praising taylor swift and realise that she’s actually incredibly problematic
queermerhex:qichi:i just saw a job listing for “plant controller” and i realize now that it was basically synonymous for like “factory manager” but for a second i was absolutely delighted that someone was committed to hiring nature wizards #THE
besttblrbits:how much is car insurancehilloween:afternoobs:thegreendeceiver:myheartbeatsuppeople: the ol’ razzzle dazzle No but actually this is a GREAT way to present a dress like this! A regular standing mannequin wouldn’t show off all the layers
simonjpg:fakebabyfromamericansniper:a NSFW blog but instead of porn it’s just pictures of unsafe work practices
itstimetosmilee: I doubt Vodka is the answer, but it’s worth a shot
elimin8theimpossible: cricsyxo: divinedorothy: egotastical: divinedorothy: bisexual people aren’t more likely to cheat in relationships but we are more likely to cheat at cards, while lesbians are most likely to cheat at jenga, and genderqueer people
fullmetal-weaboo-trash: when it’s 3AM but the whole squad is still awake
high-blogging: i’m really trying not to let fame get to my head but
no but the empty hole inside herc’s chest where his son and his wife and his best friend used to sit, all the pain that he’s had to suffer through to help save the damn world and by the end of it, all he’ll get is a medal and a pat on
i should go to bed but i really don’t want to and i especially don’t want to have to wake up tomorrow
ha ha ha sorry
taco-bell-rey: Ke$ha is a perfect example of how the media loves to make intelligent girls seem dumb and bitchy even though they are actually smart and caring. Ke$ha isn’t far from being a feminist icon but the media continues to label her as a dumb
crystalindulgence: I hate how if a woman has sex with a bunch of guys she’s considered a slut, but if a guy does the exact same thing, he’s ‘gay’
ha PPY BIRTHDAY SAKUYA LE BEL SHIROGANE!! i wish my birdie husband nothing but happiness and good times on this wonderful day;;
forceity: ultramarineterezi: But what a shame, what a shame the poor groom’s bride is a TRAITOR this community has no chill.
monsieurpaprika: human, behave yourself, you’ve burst at the seams this was a wip page of a mini-comic that takes place post-platinum jail about mink letting out all his feelings about aoba to tori but i got mega lazy and dont feel like finishing
ha-ra-ki-ri: mauratalityrate: IS THAT NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM THAT IS NEIL PATRICK HARRIS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM NEIL PATRICK HARRIS IS FANGIRLING BEHIND HIM
discourserei: welcomepineapple:the Black Mirror twitter account dragged some poor homosexual today Ha ha gay sex bc he gay man lol would they do this with a het on tindr who was making a harmless joke idk but ha ha holy shit you need to calm down they
sassysquibbles: Tad is done with your crap Mabel.I was going to finish this but I remembered I’m damn lazy.
klapollo: not the hero we needed but perhaps the one that we deserved
pontivs: This test is actually legit. but what the fuck is wrong with the rest of this country?
“oh dash, why wont u ever draw wr or bb? why dont u like it?”well, dear imaginary but based on actual received questions questioner, bc of some things like this(im not sure why i still get a little upset anymore. yeah yeah of course they belong to
whatwouldyourmomthink: no chill: aries, gemini, leo, virgo, cancer says they’re chill but are lying: taurus, libra, scorpio, capricorn, pisces actually chill: sagittarius, aquarius
